Some dirty filthy rumours are circulating (at about 40,000ft) that some nerds are planning an attack on some secret government computers near Didcot Railway Museum sometime over the next fortnight.
The computers are soooo secret that even if attacked, no-one would ever admit it.
The general synopsis (in a sort of incommunicado sort of sort of way) is that IF the computers are spike-o-ramad (using a Raman interferometer sort of thingy) then the scores_on_the_doors at Wombledon will stop working, resulting in a general meltdown of British Rail.
Of course, the Americans would neither notice this (British Rail doesn't work anyway and is still getting_there), nor get it. Geddit ?
And now here is some music :
"I'm delighted with our performance over the winter and we are in a very good position for the summer season," group chief executive Nanny Fontana -Bianca said in the earnings statement.
"I remain confident that we will achieve our goals for this year. For the longer term, our strategy is on track, our merger synergies are coming through, and we continue to target 480 million pounds of softed operating profit in 2009/10."
We do like soft synergies -- especially when we are playing tennis at The Ridgeway. Take's one back doesn't it ???!!!!
Spontare Spontare. Speak friend and enter. But no long rods this time.
